Kiiza David Maclaren

·          By:Kiiza David Maclaren ·        I first saw her many multiples of 12 ago It was a calculus class in particular, There she was, seated next to the recursive solution As the professor explained the elegance of his theorem She seemed to me like the very elegance of miniaturized intervals I definitely had models of how to approach this entire system A mathematician will always sketch a solution, no matter how vague The hurdles were in properly modeling her feelings You see, mathematics girls have mastered the science of variables So I had to improvise tradeoffs and approximate her distributions carefully My first encounter was surely futile! She caught all my assumptions and rejected my hypotheses What was I to do, I'd approached her only in 3 dimensions! "Give me some time" is what she said to me I understood - a mathematician with knowledge of relativity will always ask for some time So now I w...

The Batooro inhabit the districts of Kabarole and Kasese. Their area has been infiltrated by many migrants from other parts of western Uganda, particularly the Bakiga.To their east live Banyoro; to their north are the Bamba and Bakonjo; to their southeast and west live Banyankore and to their east live the Baganda. The Batooro are Bantu speaking. Their language is  Rutooro . ORIGINS There existed conflicting legends about the Batooro. One legend asserts that the Batooro are indigenous to Toro and that they originated from the Batembuzi and the Bagabu who are said to have been pioneer inhabitants and rulers of the earth. Some other traditions assert that the Batooro are related to the Bachwezi and the Babito line. What can best be said is that the Batooro being Bantu originated from the Congo region where the other Bantu groups ate said to have originated. The Batooro Society was stratified into the  Bahuma  and the Bairu. The relationship between the two was more...

UNBELIEVABLE Interior Cabinet Secretary Mr.Joseph Ole Lenku has concealed credible information to Kenyans and world at large. First the government announced that 30 people were under hostage, question is where are the hostages? Second, where are CCTV camera footages to show the world what happened during the incident? Third, how exactly did Kenya police switch positions or post guards with KPDF army? Fourth wasn’t Kenya having intelligence information prior to the incident? Mr Lenku confirms that 5 terrorists died inside the mall. Now where ,when and by what means did he use to count and identify these terrorists? By the way where are the other 10?And who exactly gave him information that 15 people were terrorists? We need the truth lest forensic  reports still will have gaps. What is the actual number of the dead people. Kenya govt gives 62,Redcross gives 79 while Al-shabaab gives 136.Who is correct. The way Kenya handled that situation really shows amateur hoo...

The less you open your heart to other,the more your suffer. Self examination is the first step to personal greatness. Many possible paths to our lives have been written for us.

Bank Robbery During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you!." Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is called  "Mind   Changing Concept”  Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called  "Being Professional”  Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called  "Experience”  Nowadays,...

My dearest beloved daughter your loyalty to Me is tested every day. So many try to stop you in your work for Me yet they cannot do this because of the Holy protection afforded you from the Heavens. Those who try to inflict pain, suffering and abuse on you will be punished. I will not tolerate such action. Remember it has been foretold that  no man can stop the fire of the Holy Spirit  which will pour forth from My most holy messages for the whole of mankind. I ask, therefore, that you continue to ignore the obstacles placed before you and ignore the hatred for it comes from satan. Engage with hatred and it spreads. Ignore it and it will die because it cannot find the nourishment it needs to grow and fester. Now I want you to tell My children that the events foretold in the  Book of Revelation are now unfolding in the world. My children must not be frightened because their  faith and their prayers will help dilute the effects of war, genocide, famine and ...

The most important thing is not to stop questioning. I must govern the clock,not be governed by it

NEW DISCOVERY The difference between mothers tears and girlfriends tears is; Mothers tears affect our hearts whereas Girlfriends tears affect our pockets.

My dearest beloved daughter your loyalty to Me is tested every day. So many try to stop you in your work for Me yet they cannot do this because of the Holy protection afforded you from the Heavens. Those who try to inflict pain, suffering and abuse on you will be punished. I will not tolerate such action. Remember it has been foretold that  no man can stop the fire of the Holy Spirit  which will pour forth from My most holy messages for the whole of mankind. I ask, therefore, that you continue to ignore the obstacles placed before you and ignore the hatred for it comes from satan. Engage with hatred and it spreads. Ignore it and it will die because it cannot find the nourishment it needs to grow and fester. Now I want you to tell My children that the events foretold in the  Book of Revelation are now unfolding in the world. My children must not be frightened because their  faith and their prayers will help dilute the effects of war, genocide, famine and ...

Home is where your hat is? The packers have come and packed and the movers have left with almost all of our worldly possessions... though we do still have the clothes that will be packed in the suitcases that will follow us for the next few months until reunited with our belongings. I find myself sitting in the structure that use to be our home, which is now nothing more than a shell of a house. It makes me ponder what makes a house a home? Is it the artwork and artifacts that have been collected and the memories attached to them? Perhaps it is the artwork the kids have done that we have taped to the walls for all to see.  Or is it just the presence of having our family all in the same place? I have lived somewhat of a nomadic life and always with the expression that "home is where your hat is". Whether it was a house in Fort-Portal, a dorm room in Kampala, Uganda, the rack in a submarine or any of the many other places I have hung my hat. Well I have my hat and famil...